Chapter 50
I clapped my hands, widened my smile, and asked, “Could it be the roast suckling pig I ordered? Someone should open
the door and help me bring it in. After all, it’s such a hefty pig, it’s not exactly light!”
At that sound, Logan dropped to the floor, stunned, and Scott bolted straight to the bathroom, hurling into the toilet.
I barely managed to suppress my laughter. This was perfect.N
In my past life, when I swapped bodies with Jessica and became roast suckling pig, they didn’t react like this.
In fact, they ate it with gusto.N
So, why this sudden change? What was the difference now?”
It was almost laughable.N
Seeing that neither dared to open the door, I wiped the cream off my fingers and strolled over to do it myself.N
To my surprise, it was the community property management.”
When they saw that it wasn’t a roast suckling pig delivery, Logan and Scott immediately relaxed, visibly relieved, and regained some of their composure.N
But as soon as the door shut behind them, Scott stormed over, grabbed my collar, and hissed, “Where the hell did you send Lulu? If anything happens to her, I swear I won’t let you get away with it!”
I put on my best innocent face and asked sweetly, “It’s just a pig, right? If you want another one, I’ll buy one to make up for it. Is all this fuss really necessary?“N
Scott looked like he was about to snap.
The truth was hanging on the tip of his tongue, but before he could blow his lid, Logan rushed in, putting a hand over Scott’s mouth and quickly cutting in.
now.”
“Scott’s just upset,” Logan said in a soothing tone. “Lulu’s new owner is coming soon. It’s too late to get another one
Logan turned to me, his voice strained but forcedly calm. “Alexa, just tell us where you sent Lulu. We’ll go get her back.” I couldn’t help but feel a surge of satisfaction as I watched Logan grit his teeth while trying to keep up his calm facade. I glanced at him, casually saying, “Really? You’re making this such a big deal? It’s not even as bad as you’re making it sound. You guys are freaking out over nothing. It was just a joke. So, when you two went out this afternoon, Lulu ran into my room and made a mess again. The neighbor saw her and said she was in heat, so I sent her to mate.”
I paused momentarily, letting them process that, then added, “Since you two like the little pig so much, why not breed a few more? That way, you won’t have to deal with all the mess. You don’t mind, but I think it’s gross.“}
When Logan left, he was so worried that I might harm Jessica that he locked her in his room.
But as soon as he left, I contacted the best locksmith in town and had the door to his bedroom unlocked.
In the days I hadn’t seen her, the little pig had gotten significantly fatter.
I immediately called the pig farm I’d contacted earlier and sent the little pig over.
By now, hours had passed, and I knew the little pig had probably been thoroughly worn out from all the hormones and stimulation. These fattening hormones weren’t messing around.
In my past life, Jessica had turned me into a pig and had me butchered for everyone to enjoy as a roast suckling pig. This time, though, I wasn’t looking for revenge that gruesome. I figured giving her a few piglets would be my form of mercy.
At the sound of my words, Logan, who had finally started to relax, froze. His pupils widened, and he stared at me in disbelief.
Scott, desperate to get answers, practically demanded that I hand over the address of the breeding farm.
Before they could storm out, I couldn’t resist teasing them one last time. “Scott, I’d advise you not to rush over there. After all, Lulu’s in heat these days and probably in a lot of discomfort. If you take her now, she might even resent you!”
I couldn’t help but savor the discomfort on their faces.
It was a little sweet justice.
